What am I?

I'm not French, I'm not a hippy, I'm not an athlete, I'm not a brain box, I'm not a good catch, I'm not a redhead, I'm not a whore, I'm not attainable, I'm not Miss boobs, I'm not a perfect housewife, I'm not a barbie... I'm not your barbie...
If you're still interested... just dive on me!